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Catalog Queen

from Nasty's Fort (EP) by Julian Buttersweets

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The Catalog Queen reads a magazine
And notices so many things that she needs
From her head to her feet she feels incomplete
So she places an order for an x-ray machine

The days in between she cleans her own spleen
Booze and caffiene though she's only thirteen
She somehow gets by, though she looks a bit lean
She and her friend Dean enjoy Norwegian cuisine

The Catalog Queen has a licence to dream
She primps and she preens until she feels pristine
Betty and Christine arrive on the scene
And tell her that she looks like a porcelain figurine

She says what she means even if it's obscene
She huffs propylene in the ladies latrine
And when she gets home she watches TV
And orders a bucket of suicide cream

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from Nasty's Fort (EP), released April 19, 2006

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Julian Buttersweets is a songsmith, beatcrafter and crooner from Sacramento CA. He considers himself avant-pop royalty and expects you treat him as such. Any time you see him walking alone without a fresh hot dog in his hand, give him a pat on the shoulder, a reassuring smile and say "Hey! Tomorrow is another new day for hot dogs." He may thank you with a song. ... more

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