Songs You Can Done Listen At (EP)

by Julian Buttersweets

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    This is a 10 minute, 4 song EP I recorded near the end of 2009. Songs to be done listened at!

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released June 16, 2007

All songs written and recorded by Matthew Conklin
(c) The Love Co, 2009. All rights reserved

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Julian Buttersweets Sacramento

Julian Buttersweets (aka Odd Moniker) is a songsmith and beatcrafter from Sacramehhhhh CA. He considers himself avant-pop royalty and expects you treat him as such. Any time you see him walking alone without a fresh hot dog in his hand, give him a pat on the shoulder, a reassuring smile and say "Hey! Tomorrow is another new day for hot dogs." He may thank you with a song. ... more

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Track Name: None of Them Are Oscar
Straight black hair hangs in her face
Glasses on or off
She looks like someone you used to know
Or maybe not...
Paper pad and pen in hand
She writes about the government

She writes like Oscar Wilde
And it makes her teachers cry
No matter how they try...
None of them are Oscar Wilde tonight

Fingers wrapped around a bike chain
Combination lock
She doesn't like to brush her hair
She likes to mess it up
She's so pretty, she's so fair
She makes sunny days appear

She smells like Oscar Wilde
And it makes her teachers cry
No matter how they try...
None of them are Oscar Wilde tonight
Track Name: Pistol Fight On Ladies Night
Long ago and far off somewhere
Was an ancient jungle empire
Built by men and only by men
(At least when ladies night was happening)

Nights like this, these jungle ladies
All have drinks and they go crazy
Tribal disco on the dancefloor
Throwing orgies, having babies

But there is this man
Who comes from Sudan
He aims to hunt these ladies down
He carries a gun
And he isn't much fun
He's the meanest guy around

He locates a hive and he
Climbs down inside
And he sneaks into their town
Pops out at dawn
With the war paint on
And proceeds to gun them down
Track Name: Croadle's Coins
Stowed inside a dragon's cave
Or buried in a wizard's grave
A thousand years they have been saved
Croadle's Coins

A portly man in 2010
Bidding on eBay again
Finally has a chance to win
Croadle's coins

In legends of old
The gypsies foretold
A man of persistence
Would claim their gold
What did they know
So long ago
That their treasure
Would one day be sold

Somewhere in the Bible Belt
A Nascar loving man is dealt
A blow that caused his faith to melt in
Croadle's Coins

Even though he'd won the bout
He didn't have a bank account
Seems he had been cheated out of
Croadle's Coins

In legends of old
The pharoahs foretold
A man of persistence
Would claim their gold
What did they know
So long ago
That their treasure
Would one day be sold
Track Name: Water Witch
Water Witch:
go dunk your head
I don't need your help anymore
You brought me to the brink
But I've begun to think
You did it for the money

Life is short
You take too long
I don't need your blessings, I'm sure
You've seen so few like me
And o! It must be exciting
To set a young mind free

But your services require a fee
Hookah bars and ecstacy
Don't you think that you might catch something?
And I'm too smart to play with thee
Though I'm blind, I clearly see
You're not the one the advert promised me

Water Witch:
You broke my heart
I don't want your love anymore
You helped this young man be
So careless and free
But that's enough about me

I would come to you with my
Open arms and beg you for for more
But then you'd always turn away
Say "Pack your stuff, take your things,
This isn't working out for me"

But we were doomed to start, you see
M&M's and LSD
Why can't you open up your heart to me?
And when I'd stop to visit thee
You'd make me pay an hourly fee
I'm not for you, you're not the one for me
No!